Nature of daily regime or curriculum: Nine-thirty a.m. rise, wash, shave and proceed to breakfast; this on insistence of my uncle, who was accustomed to regard himself as the sun of the household, recalling all things to wakefulness on his own rising.
10.30. Return to bedroom.
12.00. Go, weather permitting, to College, there conducting light conversation on diverse topics with friends, or with acquaintances of casual character.
2.00 pm. Go home for lunch.
3.00. Return to bedroom. Engage in spare-time literary activity, or read.
6.00. Have tea in company with my uncle, attending in a perfunctory manner to the replies required by his talk.
7.00 Return to bedroom and rest in darkness.
8.00. Continue resting or meet acquaintances in open thoroughfares or places of public resort.
11.00. Return to bedroom.
Minutiae: No. of cigarettes smoked, average 8.3; glasses of stout or other comparable intoxicant, av. 1.2; times to stool, av. 2.65; hours of study, av. 1.4; spare-time or recreative pursuits, 6.63 circulating.
Saturday, 6 September 2008
From 'At Swim Two Birds' by Flann O'Brien